Nellie Friend: Paul Nelson - USA	B'elanna Friend: J. Manager - USA
Ludwig Friend: Filippo Cattaneo N1JPR/I2 - Italy	Amadeus [Brother of Ludwig] Friend: Filippo Cattaneo N1JPR/I2 - Italy

There was an old bulldog named Caesar,
Who went for a cat just to tease her;
But she spat and she spit, Till the old bulldog quit.
Now when poor Caesar sees her, he flees her.
— Unknown